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Techno · DJ & Producer MEANGIRL Machine

I make techno that's built, not vibed — tight, loud, and a little unkind. No filler, no apology. Leave your email and the only thing you'll get is the next date and the next set. That's the deal.

Mean Girl Machine, in latex under a single spotlight
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01 Who's at the controls

Built.
Not born.

I'm a techno DJ and I don't do small talk on the dance floor. The sets are engineered — paced, layered, and pushed until the room has no choice but to move. Clever where it counts, blunt everywhere else.

I came up in rooms that weren't built for me, so I built my own machine. It runs hot, it doesn't ask permission, and it never plays the safe record. If you want polite, there's a thousand other tabs open. This isn't that.

Mean Girl Machine portrait, red light No. 01 — Red Room
Genre
Techno
Tempo
130–145
Mode
Vinyl + USB
Setting
Full Send
Mean Girl Machine in the DJ booth, amber light, headphones on
02 — Live

In the
booth.

Headphones on, shades down, the room on a leash. Catch a date in person — that's where the machine actually runs.

03 The mailing list

On the list,
or out of the loop.

One signal, no noise. New dates and new sets — nothing else, ever. I hate spam more than you do. Booking or press? Use the booking desk.

Join the assembly line

No spam — the machine only rings when it matters.